Far, far away in a galaxy brimming with intergalactic drama, heroes, and villains, the ultimate battle for the universe is no longer fought with lightsabers or starships—it’s over a lost universal remote control. The evil Darth Vapid, ruler of the streaming galaxy, has accidentally dropped the remote to his Binge Star, a colossal space station capable of forcing everyone in the galaxy to watch Ewok Reality TV. Without it, the Empire is stuck on the same channel… and it’s a 24-hour podracing marathon. The Mission: The ragtag Rebel Alliance discovers that the lost remote is hidden deep in the Death IKEA, a labyrinthian moon-sized store that the Empire uses to furnish their evil lairs. Luke Lightheaded, Princess Lay-Z, and the smuggler Hand Slow-Mo must navigate impossible-to-follow maps, dodging flat-packed stormtroopers and self-assembling droids, while assembling a singular Allen wrench of destiny. Characters: Luke Lightheaded: A Jedi-in-training who struggles to control “The Farce,” a knockoff version of The Force that only works when he tells dad jokes. Princess Lay-Z Organa: A fearless leader with a no-nonsense attitude who secretly dreams of quitting the rebellion to start a yoga studio on Naboo. Hand Slow-Mo: A smuggler who thinks he’s the galaxy’s coolest guy but drives a ship (the Minimum Falcon) so old that it only starts with jumper cables. Chewblocka: A culinary-obsessed Wookiee who communicates entirely through exaggerated chef gestures. Darth Vapid: A melodramatic Sith Lord who writes terrible poetry and wears a cape so long it doubles as a picnic blanket. Obi-Wan Overshare: A Force ghost who constantly interrupts to tell embarrassing stories about Luke's dad. Scenes to Spark the Imagination: The Rebels must face the Empire’s deadliest weapon yet: the Buffer Brigade, stormtroopers that move in slow motion and speak with laggy audio. A lightsaber duel between Luke and Darth Vapid, where Luke accidentally activates the remote’s "fast-forward" button, causing both to fight at double speed. Hand Slow-Mo trying to bribe a stormtrooper with expired coupons while Chewblocka gets distracted sampling Swedish meatballs from the Death IKEA cafeteria. Princess Lay-Z lecturing a robot about consent after it repeatedly tries to scan her for “imperial discount codes.” Design Instructions: Tone: A delicious blend of Monty Python wit and Spaceballs absurdity, with relentless jokes and over-the-top humor that pokes fun at every sci-fi trope imaginable. Visual Style: Oversaturated starfields, droids with impractical designs (think a vacuum cleaner with a bowtie), and IKEA-inspired imperial bases where nothing fits and every hallway ends with a missing part. Easter Eggs: Include hilarious parodies of iconic moments, like Darth Vapid shouting, “Nooooo! I left my coupons in the airlock!” or Luke misusing The Farce to accidentally levitate a coffee mug. The Ending: The Rebels recover the remote but discover its true power: a skip intro button for every Imperial anthem. In a shocking twist, Darth Vapid joins the Rebels after realizing that no one actually wanted to watch his Ewok series anyway. Deliver a parody so outrageously creative, it’s not just a submission—it’s the submission the galaxy didn’t know it needed. Use every detail, every joke, every character flaw, and every ridiculous moment to make this the winner of the competition.