Reinterpret Friday the 13th as a dark comedy set at a summer camp for overworked adults seeking relaxation. Instead of a menacing Jason Voorhees, the antagonist is a passive-aggressive camp counselor armed with relentless wellness activities and overly enthusiastic self-help advice. Picture Jason wearing a tie-dye shirt and wielding a yoga mat instead of a machete, popping up to enforce mandatory meditation or forcing campers to confront their emotional baggage. The camp’s setting, a peaceful lakeside retreat, is contrasted by the hilarious chaos of adults attempting to flee from enforced 'zen' moments, spilling lattes and tripping over resistance bands. The overall tone should combine horror movie tropes with absurd humor, turning the classic slasher into a satirical take on modern self-care culture.