Me, South Park style, 4th grader, messy brown hair, blue eyes, pale skin, slight freckles, casual clothes, orange parka, grey hoodie, ripped jeans, scuffed up sneakers, sitting on a bench, Ugly Sac backpack, eating a sloppy cheese sandwich, Cartman-like facial expression, lazy posture, in front of South Park Elementary School, sunny day, few clouds, mountains in the distance, lush green grass, American flag waving gently.