Front view of an old-fashioned pharmacy blender, in a retro 1950s style, with a chrome base and a glass jar full of swirling, colorful ingredients. Three bright buttons, red, green, and blue, for different speeds, and a yellow button labeled “Reverse” An analog dial with the needle spinning wildly, measuring speed in "Vibrations per Nanosecond (VPS)," with a clear green zone on the dial. Exposed wires and sparks shooting out from the base. The blender in sharp focus. Cartoon style, vibrant colors, humorous. Zoom in on the blender.