Bald ugly pale short grumpy yelling chubby old double chin man midget with big mustache with big mouth with big lips with squinty tiny eyes wearing big round glasses with a tie wearing suspenders with big ears with big thick eyebrows with big nose with square chin wearing a hat with tiny legs and tiny arms with tiny hands with tiny feet with square head wearing a jacket holding a cane on a porch in sunshine with liver spots wearing loafers in pants with patches