Character (with animal head): Low Bureaucracy, High Cowardice (El Mármolillo / "The Statue") Next, meet El Mármolillo, the immovable object of the office. This creature specializes in doing absolutely nothing, while looking busy enough to avoid suspicion. You’ll recognize them by their trademark behaviors: endless email threads that resolve nothing and the ever-popular “I’ll get back to you on that.” Spoiler alert: they never do. Strengths: They don’t break anything. Weaknesses: They don’t do anything either. Their motto? "If you wait long enough, the problem might just go away."