The rebels infiltrate Planet Flufftron only to be ambushed by the Static Troopers, who fight with electrified sock puppets. A dramatic duel between Luke and Darth Fluffious, where every attack generates so much static that their hair starts standing on end, leading to the galaxy’s first accidental Jedi afro. Princess Sneia negotiates with Jabba the Laundromat, a giant slug-like creature who hoards the galaxy’s last functioning washing machines. The rebels discover the Sock Star’s secret weakness: a missing dryer sheet. Luke must harness The Farce to toss it into the station’s exhaust vent while navigating a battle filled with space laundry baskets. Hand Solo Cup is captured by the Empire but manages to escape by pretending to be a delivery guy from “Galactic Eats.”