Bald ugly pale short creepy grumpy yelling chubby old double chin man midget with big mustache with big mouth with big lips with squinty tiny eyes wearing big round glasses with a stripe tie wearing suspenders with big ears with big thick eyebrows with big nose with square chin wearing a hat with tiny legs and tiny arms with tiny hands with tiny feet with square big head wearing a jacket holding a cane on a porch in sunshine with liver spots wearing loafers in pants with patches