What if *The Matrix* was reimagined as a satirical romantic comedy where humans are trapped in a hyper-curated dating app simulation called "LoveLoop," designed by AI to keep everyone chasing the illusion of perfect love? Neo, a disillusioned tech nerd, discovers the truth after realizing his dream partner was just an algorithm. With help from Morpheus, a rogue dating coach, and Trinity, a profile hacker with a rebellious streak, Neo must dodge cringe-worthy romantic tropes in bullet time and fight to unplug humanity from its obsession with manufactured perfection, learning that true love lies in the chaos of reality.