A woman in a vintage housemaid's outfit, ironing potato chips on a small wooden table. High-detail, hyperrealistic, meticulous execution. The chips are stacked high on a second small table, and a small poodle stands beside the ironing board. The scene is set in a soft, muted palette of cream, beige, and light brown tones. The potato chips are a light golden-yellow. The woman and poodle are very small relative to the scale of the stacked chips, emphasizing the absurdity of the scene. The table and furniture are detailed with ornate, antique-style legs and carvings. A vintage-style iron is used to iron the chips. Impressionistic lighting is used to highlight the folds of the cloth and the textures of the food. The background is a simple white backdrop.