Imagine the epic Star Wars saga turned into a laugh-out-loud parody where the fate of the galaxy hinges on something completely absurd—a lost remote control for the Galactic Overlord's universal entertainment system. Set in a faraway galaxy, the Empire’s latest weapon isn’t the Death Star—it’s the Binge Star, a massive space station that can interrupt streaming services across the galaxy unless the rebels can recover the one remote that controls it. Key Story Elements: The Rebels: A ragtag group of incompetent heroes led by Luke Lightheaded, a whiny farm boy who can’t even hold a lightsaber straight; Princess Leila Snarkwalker, a sassy diplomat with zero patience for her clueless crew; and Hand So-Lame, a smuggler who’s only in it for the snacks. The Villain: Darth Hysterious, a Sith Lord who breathes so loudly through his mask that everyone keeps muting him on conference calls. He’s obsessed with collecting “limited edition” lightsabers that make ridiculous sound effects, like fart noises. The Quest: The rebels must infiltrate the Binge Star, navigate an overly complicated user manual written in an alien language, and retrieve the remote to stop Darth Hysterious from forcing the entire galaxy to watch his favorite soap opera, Days of the Sith. The Force: In this version, "The Force" is actually just a Wi-Fi signal. Jedi Masters spend most of their time trying to get enough bars to power their laser swords, which frequently buffer mid-duel. Hilarious Scenes to Include: A lightsaber duel where Luke’s saber constantly runs out of battery, forcing him to stall with awkward small talk. Princess Leila arguing with stormtroopers about parking violations for the Millennium Falcon. Hand So-Lame trying to bribe Darth Hysterious with coupons for "free galaxy-wide shipping." Chewbacca accidentally becoming a viral influencer after the rebels livestream their mission. Design Requirements: Tone: Think Spaceballs meets Rick and Morty—fast-paced, full of absurd humor, and constantly poking fun at the overly serious nature of the original Star Wars saga. Visuals: Overdramatic spaceship interiors with blinking buttons that do nothing, lightsabers with useless gimmicks (like retractable bottle openers), and Darth Hysterious’s overly dramatic cape that gets stuck in doors. Unexpected Ending: The rebels recover the remote, but instead of destroying the Binge Star, they end up binge-watching Baby Yoda’s Galactic Cooking Show with Darth Hysterious. Create a hilarious, visually over-the-top parody that feels like a love letter to sci-fi fans and comedy lovers alike. Make it so ridiculous and epic that even Darth Hysterious would approve!"